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PearlHikara
I don't even know what I am anymore.

Philippa A @PearlHikara

14, Genderfluid, he//she

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Virgin Media

Posted by PearlHikara - May 27th, 2022


Me: Mum, you can't watch the TV


Mum: Why?


Me: Because our TV boxset is Virgin Media, only virgins can watch it


*Mum laughs*


Mum: it's called that because originally it was Virgin Records and Record people (i forgot the term) used to be known for having many...affairs


Me: so does that mean you can't listen to their records aswell?


I'm proud of 13 year old me for making such a mediocre sex joke to my Mum that i still remember it to this day.


There's a 90% success rate you'll get the TV from this, unless your parents are smartasses like mine.


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